IF YOU LIVED IN HOUSTON RIGHT AFTER EAZY E AND TUPAC DIED WHAT WOULD YOU BE LISTENING TO?

A guest post by Luke Sick

The sweaty, baby-oil "Belly" effect on their faces aside, just look at the dispositions expressed on these fools mugs! A soldier was walkin' thru hell in '96! The paranoid wastedness of angel dust fry. But then peep the back cover, even more decadent, look at homey with the wet ass bag lunch joint, he's too took! And remember homey is not just showing off his 5th Ward Boyz tattoo, 'cause he's also showing off an awesome farmer's tan. Even Larry the Cable Guy would have to admit that that is pretty damn redneck!! 5th Ward Boyz is the truth!! Real playaz from the ward puttin' it down for the ward-- no frills, that's a good example for anybody who considers themselves a low budget soldier. One homie is wearing a grey p.e. shirt for chrissakes. I don't have to mention the lack of jewlery, I'm just sayin' sweaty, scummy, and paranoid is back for '08!!! Check it: One dude is praying they won't get caught, one guy is so paranoid he knows they're gonna get caught and he ain't goin' back to jail, and one guy is so burnt that he doesn't even give a fuck:

Check out the janky Underground Records logo, I don't think there is anything in the world that says "front for a drug cartel" more...lol... next stop the liner notes, where I will prove that 5th Ward Boyz predicted Tupac's death... stay tuned:

If you will direct your attention to E-Rock's section you will notice how he says peace to Eazy E and 2-Pac right after he mentions the Luniz... Now peep game: Eazy E died on March 26, 1995, Rated G by 5th Ward Boyz was released on Nov. 14, 1995, but 2-pac didn't die until Sept. 13th, 1996!!!! And homie E-Rock puts them together to say peace knowing Eazy was already dead as in "rest in peace," so why does he put Pac's name there next to Eazy's when Pac isn't even dead yet? He is obviously relating the two somehow and Pac was never really down with E cuz he had beef with Deathrow. I think I've stumbled onto something here like the Da Vinci code, the 5th Ward Code... anyway besides all that pay close to what E-Rock says from then on out, hardness like that shit is sorely-missed in these days of sissy-collared sweater-shit... threatening the lives of potentially pregnant women? Classick!!! And it's always cool to big up your weed smokin' boys, hell ya! Not to mention "Fuck Peace we all gone burn in hell" and "This world ain't got no love why should I!" Man I love that mid-nineties "it's all fucking over, so fuck it" shit!!

5th Ward Boyz - Rated G CD (Rap-A-Lot Records, 1995)

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